Some of us understand that level of chaos cannot truly be contained at this scale. In the end, we've only grown more aware of its absurdity. Chaos has always been there, while we've become more accustomed to order, and our grasp weakens on the corner of the multiverse that we've tried so hard to control for as long as we have. Here's the issue with that line of thinking though: This system is not increasingly chaotic. These extant models exist to bring local order to an 'increasingly chaotic' macro system. Narrativics works incredibly well for a small bundle of worlds but breaks down in others. Pataphysics is a philosophical system of governance. Furthermore, Pataphysics is simply not scientific enough. It cannot explain it's own relation to the universe and reality as a whole. 'Why not Pataphysics? It can handle substrates and authors, it can handle this and that!', I can hear you say, and while I agree that Pataphysics can explain many of the concepts I will put forth to you today, it cannot explain all of them. Yes-I can see your looks now, especially from my, uh-I guess we'd be colleagues now, wouldn't we? From my colleagues here in the Pataphysics and Narrativics departments, shaking their heads. If all goes well, we'll all be better for it in the end. Before you throw a Pata- onto any of this, however, stay with me, and allow me to say my piece. And yes, I know some of this seems… unrelated to natural sciences. You're a fanfic writer from New Jersey, I am, God is, and the Devil, too. Within and without, their sleeves rolled up and forearm deep into your psyche. Authors all the way up, authors all the way down. No, instead it is a constant, vast, and ever-nesting web of complex storytelling. That you can be certain of, my dear friends. There isn't a lone horror writer in New Jersey who dictates the thoughts of this entire multiverse. Let me assuage your fears with a little Narrativistics. 'Pata saw God and it's a fanfic writer from New Jersey' or some variation of this sentiment. All of us here have heard it at one point or another. If you know a bit about Pataphysics, you probably know what I'm going to say: Did you know that the Pataphysics department says we're all fictional? Now, I'm glad you're all sitting, because I have some shocking news to share with you all.

It is integral to your understanding of the anomalous, integral to your understanding of this universe's place amongst everything else, and integral to understanding everything else's place amongst everything beyond that. That means, like it or not, Narrativistics will be a part of your core education at the Foundation. This narrative stuff, as I've come to understand it, just a few days ago, is being worked into the Metaphysical Sciences Department and outward to be eventually covered by all fields of natural sciences studied in Foundation research facilities. I don't believe I'm the best at explaining this model, nor have I worked with anything even remotely relevant. I am longstanding Foundation wi-fi and reality repair man, Senior Researcher James Anselm Harkness. Welcome to the discourse on the Narrative Relativity Model, cornerstone of the Narrativistics Division, novel branch of the Metaphysical Sciences Department. On behalf of the Metaphysical Sciences Department Conceptual and Ontological Studies, Pilcrow-Minkowski Center's Hybrid Theoretics Division

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